An old poohead called...let's call him...Poohead #2 (There's another one that happened before this).
Spazz Queen is really pretty. She's funny and well, obviously, kinda weird. But that's not the point. All the guys in our little friendship circle are madly crushing on her. (Except for Unicorn. Because he's dating Sweetheart.) But Spazz Queen doesn't like any of them back. She only likes guys who are older than her and are "hot".
This is unfortunate for her. It turns out for her, that Poohead #1 was a creeper. He touched her boobs and smacked her bum whenever he got the chance. They weren't dating, and Poohead #1 had a girlfriend at the time.
Poohead #2 said in a mistaken text to his friend that he wanted to (and I quote exactly) "Bang her". This was after he said to Spazz Queen that he would never use her like Poohead #1 did. They weren't dating in this situation either.
I never liked either of them. But that's probably because they both hate me because I'm a nerd, and I try to stay out of trouble.
Spazz Queen knew they were trouble. I warned her multiple times about them, and yet she fell harder for them each time.
When Taylor Swift's song "I Knew You Were Trouble" came out, I sighed and shook my head. This song described both of those situations perfectly.
I feel like I should protect my friend Spazz Queen from this, but she hates it when I do. Yet every single time, I end up being right. It's hard to watch my best friend go through this.
I hope you guys understand. I hope you guys didn't get bored.
Talk to you later. (I'm kinda sad after having to relive this flashback...)
--DatTeenNerdUKnow xoxo
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